Good idea?! Great idea, but the damn sperms are kind of normal tiny size.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
If a blue whale's penis is six feet long (that's what he told the marine biologist, anyway) than I wish the individual sperm were commensurate in size and that I could keep one in a fish tank. I would put my hand in and it would bonk at me, as if I were an egg. Bonk, bonk, bonk. In summer, I could put a few in the swimming pool and let them bonk the people. Bonk. Or we could put one in and call it Tag. If you get tagged we say, "you're a preggo blue whale, congratulations!" And then you get out of the pool and we get you some champagne. Champagne is good for an imaginary blue whale fetus.